Uh, oh -- I feel a rendition of my favorite Christmas tune coming on. Be forewarned.

Rudolph, the Radioactive Reindeer

(sung to the tune of you-know-what)

Rudolph, the Radioactive Reindeer
Had a little nuclear nose
And if you pulled the control rods
You could say, "It really glows!"

All of the other reindeer
On the other side would pass
They never knew when Rudolph
Would finally hit critical mass.

Then one foggy brownout eve
The NRC came to say,
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't you light our sky tonight?"

All of the other reindeer
Ran around and laughed out loud
They never knew what hit them
When Rudolph made a mushroom cloud.

Copywrong 1975, 2001, THD Tunes, a Parsec Systems company.
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